Friday, 23 December 2016

A FORGETFUL MOMENT


'I love this game of golf'
An old man said to the other.
'What did you say about Rolf?'
came a confused reply.

'No Rolf isn't playing today'
came another reply out loud
'Why is that, is he still,
trying to fly?'

'No! The last time he came,
he lost his way.
He didn't get home
until the next day.'

'Aye! the demented old git'
They say his name was Ben.'
He found him asleep in the House of Lords
In the rear pew, and it was half past ten.'

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UNDER THE COVER

Under the cover of darkness
The annual trek has begun,
Sent out by my wife because,
She says delivering cards is not fun.

Off I go into the night conspicuously
With my hat shielding my face,
Like a demon of the night I deliver
These Christmas cards at a rapid pace.

But not to be fooled by nosy neighbours
Who welcome me in for a festive drink,
One after another like a pub crawl
my head spins and I begin to think.

As I return home to find many cards I didn't get
Because our super fast neighbours sent them on the internet.

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Monday, 4 July 2016

INDEPENDENCE DAY


Independence Day
History and politics have always fascinated me in some way, from trying to understand man’s lust for greed, to realising the reasons for man’s downfall over the years since history has been recorded.
If we look back and see the Empires that have been dominant over the years from British, Chinese, German, Greek, Roman, and Russian, naming but a few over ancient to present, with American democratic power, we have seen the changes of man, but a lot comes down to the same criteria ‘Greed’, until another power decides they have had enough and want either their independence or want it all for themselves. 
This evolution appears to be running at a rate where the inevitable could be upon the human race and sooner than we expect.
Independence Day

This is the year of 1776
When America got out of a fix,
Getting independence from Britain
From then, they shall reign.

From natives shooting with bow and arrow
To guns, bombs and from banks to borrow,
This modern day they are a power to all
But from a great height they will one day fall.

Like any kingdom they celebrate their day
With a celebration they shout loudly “hooray!”
Banging their drums and blowing their bugles
To this day with their Facebooks and Googles.

Even sending rockets and men to the moon
Hoping they could live there one day soon.
But now as the money begins to run out  
The East is catching up fast with a clout.

Look at the meaning of Independence Day
Does it sound so sinister in some way?
As other countries try to compete
To battle with all, could end in defeat.


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